学习啦【英语脑筋急转弯】 编辑：佳玲 发布时间：2016-08-29 13:00:50
1.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候可以用网兜装水?
When water is turned into ice.
2. Will liars be honest after they die?
No, they won't. They lie still after they die.
不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。
3. What always goes up and never goes down?
Your age. 你的年龄
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
He wants to have a hot dog. 他想要一条热狗。
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?
Because someone will give her away.
因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎
6. Why is the library the highest building?
It has the most stories. 它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
The bridge of a nose. 鼻梁
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A whole world. 整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
They want to make faces. make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面
10. What bird lifts heavy things?
11.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?
Because is a pigboat. 那是潜水艇。pigboat,潜水艇
12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?
Because it is a star with a tail.因为它是有尾巴的星星。
13. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther).
因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。
14. What's the poorest bank in the world?
The river bank.河岸。
15. What month do soldiers hate?
16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?
Because she was too short to press the ninth button.她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.
17. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?
答：Because they have just had a long March.
March 三月; 行军
18.What weather do mice and rats fear?
答：When it's raining cats and dogs.
rain cats and dogs 下大雨
19. What question can never be answered by “yes”?
答：Are you asleep?
20. What tree is always very sad?
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴?
3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
5. Why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头?
6. What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔?
7. Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
8. Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴?
10. Will it rain for several days continuously? 会不会连续几天阴雨连绵?
11. Who can raise things without lifting them? 什么人不用举就能把东西抬起来?
12. What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds?云中之王对芸芸众生说什么?
13. Who is married to the First Lady? 第一夫人嫁给了谁?
14. What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble?刚刚修过胡须的男人像什么?
15. Why did the farmer take his chicken to task? 农夫为什么训斥小鸡?
16. How do we know the ocean is friendly? 人们如何知道海洋是友好的呢?
17. How did the hangman get married? 绞刑吏是怎么结婚的?
18. Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator?小汤姆为什么把他哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里?
19. Why is the inside of everything so mysterious?为什么说凡事内部都神秘莫测?
20. Why is a coward like a leaky faucet? 为什么说胆小鬼和漏水的笼头一样?
21. Why should we never ask balloons for advice?为什么我们绝不向汽球征求意见?
22. What band can't play music? 什么乐队不会演奏音乐?
1. They make a little food go a long way因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. They dont want to be hot-dog因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. Hes making a hog of himself它想成为一只肉猪。
4. The cold war is over冷战结束了。
5. Because women wear hire longer因为女人头发留得长。
7. Smiles Because theres a mile between the letter s微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. At a retail store在零售商店。
10. Never， because there're nights in between永远不会，因为白昼之间有黑夜隔开。
11. Farmers 农民。
12. “I'm the one who should rain here” “我要在这里降雨。”
13. Adam 是亚当。
14. A bear 像熊。
15. Because they use foul language 因为它们说脏话。
16. It waves 它总是招手致意。
17. He tied a knot 他打了一个结。
18. Because he enjoyed cool music 因为他爱听美妙的音乐。
19. Because you can never make them out 因为你永远也不能弄懂它们。
20. They both run 因为它们都会溜走。
21. They are full of hot air 因为它们里面全是热空气。
22. Rubber band 橡皮筋。