学习啦【英语手抄报】 思怡时间：2016-08-31 08:35:24我要投稿
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
In a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise，" Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering" Be seated"，the minister shouted at the top of his voice，"All those who want to be with the devil，please rise. "
Awaking with a start，the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well，sir," he said.,"I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair.”
Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”
1、A day is a miniature of eternity. ( Emerson )
2、Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly for them. ( C. Weizmann )
3、It takes two to make a quarrel.
4、single spark can start a prairie fire.
5、A friend in need is a friend indeed.
6、Each man is the architect of his own fate.
7、Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
8、A good name is better than riches.
9、Time is a bird for ever on the wing. ( T. W. Robertson )
10、An open enemy is better than a hollow friend.