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初二幽默英语情景对话

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初二幽默英语情景对话

  初二的时候,同学们经常会进行的英语情景对话是什么主题?下面是学习啦小编给大家整理的初二幽默英语情景对话,供大家参阅!

  初二幽默英语情景对话1

  A:If that man gives me any more letters to type I'll scream.He's given me ten already today,and there'll be more when I get back from coffee.I'll be here till midnight.

  B:Simmer down,Franny.He can't make you stay after five.

  C:Sure,francs.Finish what you can,and leave the rest for Minday.

  A:But they're important letters,Joe.They should go out tonight.

  C:That's not your worry.If they're that urgent,he should've given them to you earlier.

  B:Joe's right,Fran.You won't catch him staying in the office after five on a Friday.He's got better things to do.

  Notes

  Scream 大叫大嚷(要做某事)

  Simmer down 别激动

  Make you stay 要你留下

  You won't catch him-he would never

  A:如果那个人再给我一些信要我打字,我就要大声嚷嚷了,今天他已经给了我十封信.等我喝完咖啡回来还会有更多的信.我在这儿要呆到午夜了.

  B:别激动,弗兰尼.他不会让你呆到五点以后的.

  C:是的,弗朗西斯,你能干多少就干多少,剩下的留到星期一再做.

  A:可是这都是些重要信件,乔,今天晚上应该发出去.

  C:这用不着你担心.如果这些信那么紧急,他应该早一点交给你.

  B:乔说得对,弗朗.每星期五他从来不会在办公室呆到五点以后.他有意思的事要做.

  初二幽默英语情景对话2

  男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

  女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】

  男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

  女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

  女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

  男:Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

  女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

  男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

  初二幽默英语情景对话3

  英语小品-----小红帽

  Little Red Riding Hood

  第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家

  Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

  Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!

  Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.

  Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.

  Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

  第二场:在路上

  (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

  Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

  Wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.

  Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

  Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?

  Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?

  Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.

  Six Ducks:Goodbye.

  第三场:Grandma家

  Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

  Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.

  Grandma: Who is it?

  Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

  Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

  Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

  Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)

  灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

  Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.

  Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?

  Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

  Wolf:Come in, Come in.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

  Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.

  Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!

  Wolf:I can see you pretty face.

  Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.

  Wolf:I can hug you.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?

  Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

  Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!

  Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

  Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

  Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)

  Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

  Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.

  Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.

  Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

  Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

  Grandma: I'll thread it.

  Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!

  Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

  Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

  Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

  Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!

  Wolf: (应声倒下)

  Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

  Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.

  Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you

  

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