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搞笑的英语对话

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搞笑的英语对话

  下面是学习啦小编整理的搞笑英语对话,欢迎大家阅读!

  搞笑英语对话一:

  小明:I am sorry!

  老外:I am sorry too!

  小明:I am sorry three!

  老外:What are you sorry for?

  小明:I am sorry five!

  搞笑英语对话二

  A; How are you ?

  怎么是你,

  B: how old are you?

  怎么老是你?

  A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

  A: You Give Me Stop!!

  你给我站住!

  as far as you go to die

  有多远,死多远!!!!

  B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 。

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

  女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)

  女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  女:I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:Is this seat empty?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?)

  女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

  女:Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

  女:Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

  搞笑英语对话:

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

  搞笑英语对话:

  A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?

  B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)

  A:you~你

  B:Hu~胡

  A:Who?谁?

  B:yes, I am~是,我就是

  A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

  B:Hu胡啊

  A:You!你!

  B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊

  A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊

  B:Hu!胡!

  A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!

  B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡

  A:O~哦

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