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英语幽默小故事搞笑

学习啦【英语故事】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2017-06-09 18:14:18

  故事教学法的应用使得教师在课堂有限的时间内,最高效率地完成教学任务以及实现教育人的目的。学习啦小编整理了英语幽默搞笑小故事,欢迎阅读!

  英语幽默搞笑小故事篇一

  幸运?

  Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized,adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

  有一天我丈夫走路去上班,被汽车给撞了。我丈夫伤势不太重。司机向他道了歉,随后又说:“你太幸运了,我们就在医务室附近。”

  "I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

  我丈夫回答说:“我并不感到有多幸运,我就是那儿的医生。”

  英语幽默搞笑小故事篇二

  分享

  As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories,prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene,they must go to bed and stay there.

  作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩,现已是三个小孩的母亲,我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后,他们必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。

  One night,after a particularly trying day,all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies,milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people,standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked,"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"

  一天晚上,经过了一番努力,三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼干,喝点牛奶,独自呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下,就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?”

  Our three-year-old piped up,”Stick with the rules,Mom. "

  我们三岁的小孩说:“妈妈,还是坚持按规定做吧!”

  Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked,"And what are the rules,Mellisa?"

  我知道她不想去睡觉,就问:“玛丽莎,那么规定是怎么说的呢?”

  "Share with one another,"she replied.

  “有福同享。”她回答说。

  英语幽默搞笑小故事篇三

  纹身

  A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters,he wrote,"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

  二战中,汤姆和我刚结婚几个月,他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中,他写道:“我想把海军战舰纹刻在胸前。”

  Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo,and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

  我没有劝阻,只是简单地回了信:“给我寄一张你纹旁的照片来,然后我也在我的胸前仿纹一个。”

  We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

  我们现在已结婚51年了,谁也没纹过身。

  
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