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英语小故事幽默

学习啦【英语故事】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2017-06-09

  故事是小学生喜闻乐见的阅读材料。故事能培养学生学习的兴趣,能给学生提供大量丰富的语言学习材料,因此,将故事应用于小学英语教学已经成为英语教师的普遍做法。小编精心收集了幽默英语小故事,供大家欣赏学习!

  幽默英语小故事篇1

  后知之明

  Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so,found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.

  几年前,康涅狄格州的警方对警察们有这样一个要求——在下第一场雪后,把车胎上加上铁链。有一个警官就没这么做,也巧他在一次车子打滑中翻了车,车底朝上。

  A woman called the police station to report the accident. In reply to inquires on the officer's condition,she said,"Well,he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car,putting chains on the tires !”

  一位妇女给警方打电话报告了这个事玫。在问其该警官的处境时,她报告说:“他看上去没事儿,不过,你们最好快点把他弄走,他正站在车底盘上给轮胎套链子呢!"

  幽默英语小故事篇2

  说实话

  One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained," and cut my face.”

  一个星期天的早上,牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布,“刮脸的时候,我在考虑我的说教词,”他解释着,“所以就把脸划破了。”

  Afterward,in the collection plate,he found a note:"Next time,why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

  布道之后,在捐款盘上,他发现一个纸条,上面写着:“下次,为什么不考虑一下你的脸,而把说教词划了呢?"

  幽默英语小故事篇3

  忠告

  My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

  手术后,我父亲的健康状况有所下降,但他的幽默感却依然如故。

  "Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

  “泰德,”医生对父亲说:“你知道,你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

  " Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

  “大夫,”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作,你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”

  幽默英语小故事篇4

  我还多一个!

  I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said,"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

  我被叫到经理办公室,经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生,”我说:“你必须了解,我有四个白痴下属.”

  He looked up from his desk-and said,"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

  经理抬起头看了看我说:“你已经够幸运的了,我有五个呢!”

  
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