学习啦【英语故事】 韦彦时间：2017-06-09 18:16:14我要投稿
Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so，found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.
A woman called the police station to report the accident. In reply to inquires on the officer's condition，she said，"Well，he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car，putting chains on the tires !”
One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained，" and cut my face.”
Afterward，in the collection plate，he found a note:"Next time，why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "
My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.
"Teddy,"the doctor told him，"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."
" Well，doctor,"said my father，"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to，you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"
I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."
He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”