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搞笑英语小故事大全

学习啦【英语故事】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2017-06-09

  故事教学的意义在小英语教学尤其是小学高年级的英语教学中采用故事进行教学具有十分重要的意义。小编精心收集了搞笑英语小故事,供大家欣赏学习!

  搞笑英语小故事篇1

  借口

  Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake,I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned,two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”

  我丈夫有个习惯,凡是我烧烤的东西,他都要认真检查清点。一次,我做了12个馅饼。临走,我在旁边留了个条子,“已数好—一打.”等我回来时,我发现少了两个饼,而且条子上多了一行字:“按公制法计算。”

  搞笑英语小故事篇2

  成熟的年龄

  When my great-grandfather became a centenarian,a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine,"Grandpa replied. "In fact,I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

  我曾祖父百岁的时侯,一位记者问他感受如何。“很好,”曾祖父说:“事实上,我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。”

  搞笑英语小故事篇3

  直言不讳

  My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee,he came across the question,“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".

  我丈夫在我生日那天给我买了台全自动洗碗机。在填写保修单叶,他看到里面有一项是:“你替换的旧洗碗机是哪年生产的,什么型号?”我丈夫写道:“妻子—24岁”。

  搞笑英语小故事篇4

  梦幻世界

  A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming,"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"

  饭店经理报告说一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了,他不停地尖叫:“就在电话薄里,就在电话薄里。”

  The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room,where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream,”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"

  经理找来侦探后,带他进入了那位客人的房间。原来,那位客人是在做梦。“我做了个非常可怕的梦,”那人醒后解释说:“我梦见收税人想寄退给我一笔钱,但他们把我的地址给丢了.”

  搞笑英语小故事篇5

  跑道已清

  An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said,“Young man,I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "

  当一位飞机售票员也够例霉的。一位妇女在向他抱怨飞机起飞得太晚,这位售票员真不知如何是好。那位妇女说:“年较人,如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛,我都会比你们的飞机先到那儿。”

  "Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."

  “好啊售票员平静地说:“现在我们的飞机跑这正空着呢。”

  
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