英语幽默故事：那就更糟了

英语幽默故事：那就更糟了

　　Much worse

　　那就更糟了

　　Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

　　Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?

　　男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

　　Psychiatrist

　　心理医生

　　Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and l'II cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " I'll sleep on it, " said Jerry. Six months later the doctormet Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for."" Is that so! How?"¨He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

　　杰瑞去看心理医生。¨医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了I…‘给我一年时间，¨医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。¨¨怎么收费呢?”¨每次一百美元。…‘我会认真考虑的。¨杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，¨为什么你再也没来呢?¨医生问。¨一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。真的?他怎么做到的?”他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那儿没人了!