学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-12
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
Can you get infected from the virus on your computer?你电脑的病毒会传染给你吗?
Oh, you are an electronics engineer? Can you please repair my fridge?奥，你学电子工程的呀?那你帮我修修冰箱呗!
What's the phone number to 119?119的电话是多少?
Do you (Africans) live on top of trees?你们非洲人都住在树顶上吗?
"Look, that's the moon. Do you have it back in China?"“看，月亮!你回国之后还能看到月亮吗?”
Oh so you are a computer engineer. Can you hack my friend's gmail account?奥，你是个码农呀。你可以黑一下我朋友的邮箱吗?
Dude, who is this Anon User? He seems to have knowledge of almost everything!喂，我说这个叫做“匿名”的用户是谁啊?他懂真多啊!
It's not that.
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
A: No, it wasn't raining.
The Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.”
“Why use my elbow and foot?”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?”
A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.