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小学生英语小笑话带翻译

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-18

  在明清笑话中,存在着许多戏说《论语》的现象,戏说《论语》的惯用技巧大致有九种。下面是学习啦小编带来的小学生英语小笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!

  小学生英语小笑话带翻译精选

  (一)

  如此长的狗 Such a Long Dog

  Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

  从前有个瞎子。一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋,狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴,狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说:奇怪,这只狗可真够长的。

  (二)

  浪费还是节约Waste or Save

  Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time?

  父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

  Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

  杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?

  小学生英语小笑话带翻译阅读

  (一)

  你必须先把车窗摇上去

  A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

  一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。

  The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take ithome and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

  修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。

  After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what shewas doing.

  这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。

  "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

  “我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”

  "Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

  “嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去!”

  (二)

  第一次第二次第三次

  A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity* hadlong been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret oftheir long and happy marriage.

  一对夫妇在庆祝他们的金婚纪念。镇上的邻居都交口称赞他们的家庭和睦,于是一位本地报纸的记者前来采访,以希探寻他们长久和睦婚姻的原因。

  "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon andtook a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when myhusband's mule stumbled."

  “这得从我们蜜月旅行说起,”太太解释道。“我们当时去大峡谷旅游,各骑一条驮骡行走在峡谷底部。走了不多远,我丈夫的驴绊了一跤。”

  "My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbledagain. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when themule stumbled a third time."

  “我丈夫平静地说‘第一次’,继续走了一段后驴又绊了一跤,我丈夫依旧平静地说‘第二次’,当我们走了半英里,驴绊了第三次。”

  "My husband promptly removed a revolver* from his pocket and shot him."

  "I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said'That's once.'"

  我丈夫迅速掏出手枪射死了驴。我开始抱怨丈夫,不该这么对待驮骡。他平静地看着我,说“第一次”。

  关于小学生英语小笑话带翻译

  (一)

  我想安安静静地休息一下

  "May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

  “今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗?”一个人对他的邻居说道。

  "Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

  “当然可以,你也想听听音乐吗?”

  "No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

  “不,”他回答道,“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”

  (二)

  大脑袋 Big Head

  "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

  “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

  "Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

  “别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”

  "Where's the shopping bag?"

  “购物袋在哪?”

  "I haven't got one, use your hat."

  “我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”

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