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2016小学生英语简短笑话

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-18

  研究笑话中的修辞格,有助于我们更好地有意识地把修辞格运用到笑话幽默的创作当中,从而为人们提供更丰富的精神娱乐。下面是学习啦小编带来的2016小学生英语简短笑话,欢迎阅读!

  2016小学生英语简短笑话精选

  (一)

  老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍

  After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.

  一个人衷爱的马死了,他打算在报上登则广告如下:50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号,读起来成这样了,50元卖马,马鞍和马缰绳。马上就有人询问这则广告,这马的价格真是太便宜了,询问者说,马有什么毛病吗?哦,它是死的,安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。

  (二)

  叛徒的相对定义

  Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."

  有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”父亲:“叫改变信仰者,我的儿子。

  2016小学生英语简短笑话阅读

  (一)

  The Fourth Element 构成世界的肥皂

  Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher:And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!

  老师:自然界的四大元素是什么?

  学生:火、气、和。。。和。。。

  老师:和什么?想一想, 你用什么洗手的?

  学生:肥皂。

  (二)

  The Doctor Knows Better "神医"生知万事

  A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standingup by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."  "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor.  Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm stillalive."  "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

  一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”  医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”  妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

  关于2016小学生英语简短笑话

  (一)

  Be Careful What You Wish For 老来疯许愿, 不卖后悔药

  A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been sucha loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travelaround the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, itwas the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have awoman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

  一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。

  (二)

  乔治·华盛顿的前辈

  A teacher said to her class: “Who was the first man?” “George Washington,”a little boyshouted promptly. “How do you make out that George Washington was the firstman?”asked the teacher,smiling indulgently. “Because,”said the little boy,“he was first inwar,first in peace,and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”But at this point a larger boyheld up his hand. “Well,” said the teacher to him,“who do you think was the first man?” “Idon't know what his name was,”said the larger boy,“but I know it wasn't GeorgeWashington,ma’am,because the history book says George Washington married awidow,so,of course,there must have been a man ahead of him.”

  有个老师问班上的学生: “谁是第一个男人?” “乔治·华盛顿,”一个小男孩当即叫道。 “你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道,宽容地微笑着。 小男孩说:“因为他是战时第一,和时第一,国人心中第一。” 这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。 “那么,”老师对他说,“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?” “我不知道他的名字,”大点儿的男孩说,“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿,老师。因为历史书上说,乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇,所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

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