学习啦【英语笑话】 韦彦时间：2016-09-18 15:18:56我要投稿
Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply. That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young manor his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently,the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank youvery much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.
A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired : “How old are you?” The actresssaid: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled down on her case history : “Amnesia.”
The swimsuit posed (提出，摆姿势)on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when theUnited States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this type offemale mini-swimsuit divided into two portions that had the same blast force with atomic bombwon another name: Bikini. A reporter interviewed the mayor of Paris at that time, the mayorcommented artfully(巧妙，狡猾) :" There seems no lack of cloth in Paris."
1946年泳装第一次在 T 型台亮相，时值美国在比基尼岛进行原子弹试验，这种具有同样冲击力的服装从此 就有了另一个名字：比基尼。对于这一分成两部分的超小女子泳装，记者采访了当时 的巴黎市市长，市长说：“我们巴黎并不缺布吧。”
Talking clock 会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
What is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied.
How's it work?Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."