经典的简单短小英语笑话
经典的简单短小英语笑话
我国喜剧艺术源远流长,丰富多彩,笑话便是绽放在喜剧艺苑中的一朵奇葩。下面是学习啦小编带来的简单短小英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
简单短小英语笑话大全
(一)
迟钝的老公PK委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?
在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：因此，你想交换座位吗?
(二)
A Careless Barber 催命理发员
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾?
Customer: No.
顾客：没有呀。
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
简单短小英语笑话欣赏
(一)
Doctor's Orders 紧遵医嘱
Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?
布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?
Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.
杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。
Brown: What for?
布朗：为什么?
Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow thedirections on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."
杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”
(二)
A smart horse 聪明的马
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediatelygalloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
一位农夫在犁田时，不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股，他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇，载了一位医生回来。
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed."Well, he's not really sosmart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一个朋友看到后便夸赞说：“你这匹马真是聪明!”农夫说：“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”
经典的简单短小英语笑话
(一)
Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently ondisplay.一名艺术家问画廊老板，最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。"I've got good news and badnews," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work andwondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he boughtall fifteen of your paintings."“这有好消息和坏消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值，他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”"That'swonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery ownerreplied, "The guy was your doctor."“真是太好了”，艺术家是喜形于色，“那坏消息是什么?”带着关心的口吻，画廊老板回答，“买画的人是你的医生”。
(二)
Intelligent Son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”
“Certainly”
“当然”
“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”
“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”
“Then why you didn’t take it back?”
“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”