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初中英语课堂笑话

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初中英语课堂笑话

  笑话一般篇幅不长,有的甚至仅一两句对话,但它的语义信息量却很大,且都能引人捧腹,忍俊不禁。下面是学习啦小编带来的初中英语课堂笑话,欢迎阅读!

  初中英语课堂笑话篇一

  All In the family都在这一家

  Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

  八十岁大的 莎莉从学校把她的成绩报告卡带回家。

  Her marks were good mostly .

  她的成绩不错,

  A's and a couple of B'S .

  大部分都是A,还有几个B。

  However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

  可是, 她韵老师在卡片下方写道:

  "SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

  “莎莉是个聪明的小女孩,但是她有一个毛病。

  she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

  她在学校太爱讲话。我有一个想法我要来试试看,

  which I think may break her of the bad habit."

  我认为.这个想法可能会让她改掉这个坏习惯。”

  Sally's dad signed her report card,

  莎莉的爸爸签了她的学习报告卡,

  putting a note on the back ,

  并在卡片背面注记:

  "Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

  “如果你的想法对莎莉很有效,请你让我知道,

  because I would like to try it out on her mother."

  因为我想要把它试用在她妈妈身上。

  初中英语课堂笑话篇二

  Cooking Class烹饪课

  One day during cooking class,

  一天在上烹饪课的时候,

  our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

  我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她:准备完美酱料的秘诀。

  When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

  当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时,

  she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

  她说:“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。

  As I stirred my sauce ,

  当我在搅拌酱料时,

  I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

  我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理,

  and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

  然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。

  I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

  我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。

  "Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

  我问:“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”

  "Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

  她回答:“因为,如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子,我会发疯喔”。

  初中英语课堂笑话篇三

  Faithful Cat忠实的猫

  Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.

  从前有 个妇人有一只忠实的猫。

  And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.

  有一天,有个人用他的马车将猫辗死。

  So,the man went to the old woman and said,

  因此,这个人就去找这位老妇人说:

  "I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."

  “我对你的猫感到非常抱歉,我愿意代替它。”

  "That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.

  这位老妇人深深地感动说:“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒吗?”

  "So how good are you at catching mice?"

  初中英语课堂笑话篇四

  Laboratory Tests实验室检查

  Two children were sitting outside a clinic.

  有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。

  One of them was crying very loudly.

  其中一个小孩子哭得非常犬声。

  2nd Child;Why are you crying?

  第二位小孩子说:“你为什么哭呀?”

  1st Child:I came here for blood test.

  第一位小孩子说:“我来这里验血呀”

  2nd Child:So?Are you afraid?

  第二位小孩子说:“那又怎样?你害怕呀?”

  1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.

  第一位小孩子说:“不怕呀,又不是那样啦。因为验血的话,他们要割我的手指头啦。”

  At this,the second one started crying.

  一听到这么说,第二位小孩子就开始哭了,

  The first one was astonished.

  第一位小孩子就非常惊讶。

  1st Child :Why are you crying now?

  第一位小孩子说:“你现在为什幺哭呀?”

  2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!

  第二位小孩子说:“我来这里微尿液检验的啦.!”

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