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简短的英文小笑话阅读

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-28

  笑话指能引人发笑的谈话或故事,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。下面是学习啦小编带来的简短的英文小笑话阅读,欢迎阅读!

  简短的英文小笑话阅读篇一

  Lost Purse 丢失的钱包

  A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

  The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

  一个女人丢了手提包,有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包,说:“嗯,这么有趣,我丢的时候里面是一张20美元,现在成了20张一美元。”

  “没错,夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道,“上次我捡到钱包时,那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”

  简短的英文小笑话阅读篇二

  I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了

  A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

  The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

  The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

  The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

  The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

  The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

  straight.

  The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

  儿子:妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?

  妈妈:宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!

  儿子:那上帝是男人还是女人?

  妈妈:宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!

  儿子:哦。我知道了,上帝是迈克尔•杰克逊!

  简短的英文小笑话阅读篇三

  His Fault 他的错

  Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

  Mother: How did he do it?

  Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

  比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。

  妈妈:他怎么打的?

  比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。

  简短的英文小笑话阅读篇四

  father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

  父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

  jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

  杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?

  简短的英文小笑话阅读篇五

  a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

  一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

  and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

  “我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

  
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