学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-28
Lost Purse 丢失的钱包
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?
His Fault 他的错
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."