学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
Do you think I'm stupid? 你以为我傻啊?
Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down,and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
The Best Answer 最佳答案
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one
painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
I Lost 我输了
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”
“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”
“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”