经典的英文笑话加翻译
经典的英文笑话加翻译
笑话是文化的重要组成部分,通过笑话,我们可以了解一个国家的文化内涵。下面是学习啦小编带来的经典的英文笑话加翻译，欢迎阅读!
经典的英文笑话加翻译篇一
Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
一个妇人正在使劲打开番茄酱的瓶子。这时，电话铃响了，她叫四岁的女儿去接电话。
The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
小孩说：“妈妈现在不能接电话，她在砸瓶子。”
经典的英文笑话加翻译篇二
Do you think I'm stupid? 你以为我傻啊?
Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
Mike 和Bob正在屋顶上铺设瓦片，突然一阵大风把他们的梯子吹倒了。
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down,and then you can pick up the ladder."
Mike说：“我有个主意，我们把你扔下去，然后你就可以把梯子捡起来了。”
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
“哼，你以为我傻啊?我也有个主意，我点着手电筒，你可以沿着灯柱爬下去。”
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
“哼，你以为我傻啊?如果我爬到一半你把手电关了，我怎么办?!”
经典的英文笑话加翻译篇三
The Best Answer 最佳答案
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one
painting, which one would you carry out?"
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将拿出哪一幅?”
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
获奖的答案是：“最接近出口的那一幅。”
经典的英文笑话加翻译篇四
Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶稣
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话?”
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。。。那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
结果看到一只鹦鹉，于是他问鹦鹉：“是你在说话吗?”鹦鹉承认了。
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
小贼说：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字?”
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”
经典的英文笑话加翻译篇五
I Lost 我输了
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
五点钟，下午茶的时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。
“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”
“您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢?”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”
“您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。”
“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”
“太有意思了!还那么有独创性!那您赢了?”
“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”
“不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”
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