学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29 17:38:59
A philosophy professor warned the classhe was going to give them a test.
When the day came he entered the classroom,wordlessly placed his chair on the table and,turning to the blackboard, wrote,
"Prove to me this chair does not exist."
Most of the nervous studentbegan intently scribbling out long dissertations.
But one member of the class wrote down just two words,and then handed his paper to the teacher.
The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:"What chair?"
A big burly man visited the pastor's homeand asked to see the minister's wife,a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice,"I wish to draw your attentionto the terrible plight of a poor family in this district.
The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work,and the nine children are starving.
They are about to be turned into the cold,empty streets unless someone pays their rent,which amounts to $400."
exclaimed the preacher's wife."May I ask who you are?"
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes."I'm the landlord." he sobbed.
An artist asked the gallery ownerif there had been any interestin his paintings currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news,"owner replied.
"The good news is thata gentleman inquired about your workand wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
When I told him it would,he bought all fifteen of your paintings.
"That's wonderful!"the artist exclaimed,"What's the bad news?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied,"The guy was your doctor."