学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.
One asks the other if she would like a beer.
The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.
The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair."
The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . .
"Here, don't forget the curlers."
There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stayed like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying.
The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying"
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.
First, I was late getting to my office.
My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police say they can do nothing.
I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,
I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.
The cab driver just drove away.
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison"
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.
She dressed her in pink from head to toe.
At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.
At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
The child was crying and begging for some special treat.
He wants some candy or gumand his mother won't let him have any, she thought.
Then she heard his mother's reply.
"No!"she said, looking in her direction.
"You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one"