学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
Mental deficiency 智力缺陷
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied.
"You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them.
Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
Modern chivalry 现代骑士精神
Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William,watched as a torrential downpour left lake-size puddlesjust off the curb of the busy street.
Then the back door opened and a customer got in.
As William asked the destination,the would-be passenger exited through the other door,successfully avoiding the puddles.
"Thanks," she said. "Chivalry isn't dead after all."
Morning sickness 晨起反应
The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".
Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."
"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."
My mother doesn't look like that 我妈妈不是那样子的
While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of mewearing makeup and a fancy gown.
I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,"Who's that?""That's my mom," Joshua answered.
"Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that.""Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."