学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?
Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.
A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"
The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "
Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor.
One man secretly disobeyed and opened his envelope. It read,"You're the right person for this job. Report to the personneldspartment immediately.“
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent,honest and modest ? The answer”a is";tourist."
Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.
the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure.
who is nuts ?
in a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. the nurse said; "doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" the doctor said;“no,you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
after a pause,the nurse answered: "but the light will go out after i pull him down!"