学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-30
and stuff the cuffs in your boots 把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去
the untried general faced battle the next day , and was more than a little frightened. seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned that wellington had always dressed in red for battle, so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
Keep Your Head! 头脑要保持冷静!
A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.
“Sir, we don’t sell half heads of anything.”
“Well, I insist; I only want half a head.”
“I’ll ask the manager.”
The young man walked to the manager’s office and, not realizing that the customer had followed him, said to the manager, “Sir, some asshole wants to buy just half a head of cabbage.”
Turing and noticing the customer, he quickly added, “And this gentleman wants the other half.”
Later, the manager took the young man aside and said, “That was quick thinking, young fellow. We can use bright lads like you. If I hear of a higher position opening up, I’ll keep you in mind.”
Sure enough, a few weeks later the manager told the young man that an assistant manager’s spot had become vacant in the company’s store in Edmonton.
“Edmonton!” blurted out the young man. “Why, there’s nothing in Edmonton but hookers and hockey players!”
“Yong man, my wife happens to come from Edmonton!”
“No kidding, sir; what position does she play?”
Home, Sweet Home 还是家里好
A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
“How did it go?” asked his colleagues.
“Oh, it was very disappointing,” replied the surgeon. “I didn’t kill a thing. In fact, I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.”