学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-30 18:55:19
Shortly after our teen-age son started his first job at a family restaurant，we decided to surprise him by having dinner there one night. I was warned by other family members not to embarrass him by making it obvious I was his mother. Being an exuberant parent，I found this difficult but managed to act like other customers.I kept my head bent over the menu and politely accepted silverware and a glass of water---all without glancing up.
I realized I may have been a bit too successful in keeping my distance when my son stared pointedly at me and said，“Hello，my name is Andrew，and I'll be your son for this evening.”
One morning I opened the door to get the newspaper and was surprised to see a strange little dog with our paper in his mouth. Delighted with this unexpected“delivery Service"，I fed him some treats. The following morning I was horrified to see the same dog sitting in front of our door wagging his tail，surrounded by eight newspapers.
I spent the rest of that morning returning the papers to their owners.
One evening，when I asked our six-year-old girl which bedtime story she wanted，she replied，"I don't know. Let's open the main menu and see what stories are in the book.”I explained that "main menu"is a computer term;in books，it's called the "table of contents".
That weekend, I repeated the episode over the phone to her grandmother. Grandma was amused，too. She said, "I guess you must be taking her out to eat too often."
As I waited for my luggage at Atlanta's international airport，I noticed a government agent with a dog sniffing for illegal drugs among the crowd of arriving passengers. A woman next to me also saw the animal at work and noted That it was of mixed breed with long shaggy fur.“I thought those police dogs were supposed to be German shepherds，"she said.
Overhearing her comment，the agent replied,“He is， but he's working undercover.”
Racehorse owner Bradley had all his horses' names begin with the letter B, including one called Bad News. When someone asked why he gave the horse a name with such a negative connotation，Bradley explained，"Bad News travels fast. "