学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-30
Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car，and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal，I was surprised by his reply.
"That's okay，”he said.”I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration，I' 11 know she is driving too fast."
A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:"We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we can't make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Here's your $ 10,ma'am. We can't make that sandwich."
“I'm not surprised," answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears?"
"Oh，it's not the ears,"said the waitress.”We're out of those big buns,"
After spending all day watching football，Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In the morning，his wife woke him up."Get up, dear," she said. A It's twenty to seven. "
He woke with a start. "In whose favor?"
After retirement，our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home，towing their compact sedan behind. While driving through a shopping mall parking lot in New York，they were pleased when a motorist stopped his vehicle and signaled them through.
Seconds later，they were jolted to a stop by a loud crash behind them. To their amazement，the polite motorist had demolished their car.
His explanation:"I didn't mind letting you nice folks by，but I didn't want that compact car to sneak through too."
When my husband and I decided to rent a car and drive to Oregon to visit family, we discovered that many rental agreements come with restrictions. I}fter several calls，I finally asked a sweet young agent if her company had any restrictions on taking its rental cars out of state. After a bewildered pause，she replied，“Well. .. you have to bring it back."