学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-30 19:03:46
A fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”Here is the situation,"she said.”A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked，"To draw out all of his savings?"
On the first day of an American history class at Purdue University，the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response，the professor said,"ALL RIGHT. Name five. "Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated professor begged，"Just name one right you have as a civilian."
To a room full of laughter，the young man replied，”I have the right to remain silent.”
An aunt of mine kept a hat by her front door，and whenever the doorbell rang，she would put it on. If it was someone she wished to see,she would remark how lucky it was that she had just come in. If it was someone ahe wanted to avoid .she would say how sorry she was，but she was just going out.
I had been grocery shopping with my friend Alicia, and we were looking for the shortest checkout line. We started at opposite ends，and soon I found one register with a solitary man ahead of me.”Hey, Alicia !“I yelled.”This one looks good.”
The customer puffed out his chest and said,"That's the best compliment I've had all day."
Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”