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英语小笑话_简单的英文笑话

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-30

  冷笑话一般指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题,或由于表演者语气或表情等原因,导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的,较难引人发笑而成冷场。下面是学习啦小编带来的简单的英文小笑话,欢迎阅读!

  简单的英文小笑话篇一

  说实话

  One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained," and cut my face.”

  一个星期天的早上,牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布,“刮脸的时候,我在考虑我的说教词,”他解释着,“所以就把脸划破了。”

  Afterward,in the collection plate,he found a note:"Next time,why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

  布道之后,在捐款盘上,他发现一个纸条,上面写着:“下次,为什么不考虑一下你的脸,而把说教词划了呢?"

  简单的英文小笑话篇二

  忠告

  My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

  手术后,我父亲的健康状况有所下降,但他的幽默感却依然如故。

  "Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

  “泰德,”医生对父亲说:“你知道,你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

  " Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

  “大夫,”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作,你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”

  简单的英文小笑话篇三

  我还多一个!

  I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said,"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

  我被叫到经理办公室,经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生,”我说:“你必须了解,我有四个白痴下属.”

  He looked up from his desk-and said,"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

  经理抬起头看了看我说:“你已经够幸运的了,我有五个呢!”

  简单的英文小笑话篇四

  借口

  Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake,I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned,two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”

  我丈夫有个习惯,凡是我烧烤的东西,他都要认真检查清点。一次,我做了12个馅饼。临走,我在旁边留了个条子,“已数好—一打.”等我回来时,我发现少了两个饼,而且条子上多了一行字:“按公制法计算。”

  简单的英文小笑话篇五

  成熟的年龄

  When my great-grandfather became a centenarian,a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine,"Grandpa replied. "In fact,I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

  我曾祖父百岁的时侯,一位记者问他感受如何。“很好,”曾祖父说:“事实上,我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。”

  
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