英语超短笑话
英语超短笑话
英语笑话幽默话语分析的理论不断推陈出新,但是对于把英语作为外语学习的中国读者而言,文化因素在解读幽默的过程中扮演着更加重要的角色。下面是学习啦小编带来的经典英语超短笑话，欢迎阅读!
经典英语超短笑话篇一
a patron in montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "this is an outrage," he complained. "the faucet marked c gave me boiling water."
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着c的龙头流出的是开水。”(顾客以为是cold)
"but, monsieur, c stands for chaude - french for hot. you should know that if you live in montreal."
“可是，先生，c代表chaude-法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”
"wait a minute," roared the patron. "the other tap is also marked c."
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是c。”
"of course," said the manager, "it stands for cold. after all, montreal is a bilingual city."
“当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
经典英语超短笑话篇二
Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。
"But ,officer, I …."
“但是，警察，我，，，”。
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他会带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."
“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。
经典英语超短笑话篇三
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
儿子回来后,父亲问他:"你把信丢进邮筒了吗?"
"Certainly"
"当然"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"我当然看见信封上什么也没写"
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"那你为什么不拿回来呢?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
"我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!"
经典英语超短笑话篇四
where am i 我在哪儿
an englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. he saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "excuse me, can you tell me where i am?" "yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”
经典英语超短笑话篇五
weather forecast 天气预报
a film crew was on location deep in the desert. one day an old indian went up to the director and said, "it will rain tomorrow." the next day it rained.
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说：“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。
a week later, the indian went up to the director again and said, "there will be a storm tomorrow." the next day there was a storm.
一周以后，印度人又来了，他告诉导演说：“明天会有暴风雨。”果然，第二天有暴风雨。
"this indian is incredible," said the director. he told his secretary to hire the indian to predict the weather.
“这个印度人真神，”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。
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