超短爆笑英语笑话大全
人们在日常生活中经常听到，读到或自己讲述笑话，笑话产生幽默效果而使人发笑。有很多因素可以导致幽默效果的产生，如说话者的语气，环境，以及笑话中语言的运用。下面是学习啦小编带来的超短爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
超短爆笑英语笑话篇一
A Careless Barber 粗心的理发员
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾? 顾客：没有呀。 理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
超短爆笑英语笑话篇二
Cheap price for a horse 便宜的马
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for .
Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:Horse, saddle and bridle for .
Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?
Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.
无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。
一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。
马上就有人询问这则广告。这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者说，马有什么毛病吗?
哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。
超短爆笑英语笑话篇三
Big Surprise 大吃一惊
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?
Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.
Visitor: What was the matter with you?
Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.
游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
游客：你怎么了?
乡下佬：没什么——我就出生在这个地方。
超短爆笑英语笑话篇四
Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时， 他满面愁容的说：“医生，怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!” 医生回答他說：“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”
超短爆笑英语笑话篇五
Have his photo on the headline 要上头条了
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.
两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头，忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来，两个记者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不动了。
一个记者说：“我们怎么办?”这时另一个记者对他的同伴说：“我也不知道，不过我们中的一个要上头条了……”
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