关于两人对话英语小笑话
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关于两人对话英语小笑话篇一
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
关于两人对话英语小笑话篇二
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!
关于两人对话英语小笑话篇三
In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”
在天堂里,亚当对上帝说:”我太寂寞了,我须要一个人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我将要给你一个完美的女人,美丽,聪明而且温柔,她将毫无怨言地为你烧饭,为你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亚当说道.”但是,要做出这么一个完美的女士,我须要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一条腿.”
“噢,那代价太大了!”想了一会,亚当接着问:” 一根肋骨怎么样?”
关于两人对话英语小笑话篇四
小明上英文课时跟老师说：may i go to the toilet?
老师说：go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：may i go to the toilet?
老师说：go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!
关于两人对话英语小笑话篇五
一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“say i love you!! say
it! say it! say it!”
男的答道：“it!
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