笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编精心收集了长一点的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

　　长一点的英语笑话：Old Man

　　A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

　　The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

　　长一点的英语笑话：Do I Know You?

　　A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and after having many drinks.The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?""Yes.""You come from Sudbury?""Yes.""Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?""Yes," he says. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!"

　　长一点的英语笑话：Golf in Heaven

　　Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one foot from the hole.

　　Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculouslybounced within about six inches of the hole.

　　The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge bassjumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.

　　Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."

　　长一点的英语笑话：Crumbling Down

　　A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.

　　At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute class="main">