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笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。学习啦小编整理了关于搞笑英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于搞笑英文笑话：Good Sight
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
良好的视力
律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西?
证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。
关于搞笑英文笑话：Hogarth
The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red.
What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of thecelebrated passage.
That's it, replied Hogarth.
But, where are the Israelites?
They are all gone over.
Where are the Egyptians?
They're all drowned.
霍迦斯
一天，有人请这位伟大的画家画一幅法老王渡红海图。这幅画刚开始不久，酬金就出现了问题。霍迪斯发现，完成这幅画后，他只能得到他想要的大约一半的钱。当作品完成之后，那位主顾被请来看画。其实，这幅画不过是胡乱涂抹的一片鲜红。
这是什么?那位买主喊了起来。我要的是红海，是那次著名的航海。
这就是，霍迦斯回答说。
可是以色列人在哪儿?
他们都已经渡过去了。
埃及人在哪儿?
他们全都淹死了。
关于搞笑英文笑话：To Borrow an Ox
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.
One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.
After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly
借公牛一用
从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。
仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。
关于搞笑英文笑话：The Climate of New Zealand 新西兰的气候
The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候 老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样? 马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。 老师：错了。 马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
关于搞笑英文笑话：Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman yelled.
Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
超速的理由
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
你们为什么开那么快?警官喊道。
我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。
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