关于狗的英语笑话阅读
关于狗的英语笑话阅读
笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。学习啦小编整理了关于狗的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于狗的英语笑话篇一
Does dog know the proverb?
A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
"It's allright," said a gentleman,"don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'tbite?"“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你不知道这条谚语吗：“吠狗不咬人。”
"Ah, yes," answeredthe little boy."I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”
关于狗的英语笑话篇二
That Is Not My Dog!
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog.She asks the shopkeeper,“Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says,“No,my dog does not bit.”
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
“Ouch!” She says,“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies,“That is not my dog!”那不是我的狗
一个妇人走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗.她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗?”
店主说：“不,我的狗不咬人.”
于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗,可是小狗却咬了她.
“哎哟!”妇人说,“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人.”
店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗.”
关于狗的英语笑话篇三
A Clever dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet,when given money,would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off,but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars.
"Well,that explains it.When you give him five dollars,he goes to a movie."聪明狗
一位养狗人宣称：要是给了爱犬钱,它便会到卖报亭买份报纸来.他的朋友坚持要来个演示,并给了狗一些钱.狗一溜小跑着去了.但一个小时过去了,仍不见它带报纸回来.
“你给了它多少钱?”狗的主人问.
“五元.”
“这就是了.你给它五元钱时,它就去看电影.”
关于狗的英语笑话篇四
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
关于狗的英语笑话篇五
In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.
在曼哈顿的一个狗公园里，三只狗正在聊着它们的血统是怎样的。
The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."
第一只狗说，“嗯，我妈妈是只考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是只贵宾犬，所以我是只可卡颇。我们都是很时髦的。”
The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."
第二只狗嗅了嗅，说：“那挺好的。我爸爸是只纯种的哈巴狗，妈妈则是只得过奖的比格犬，我就是只哈巴小猎狗啦。我们是洛杉矶最新潮的。”
The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.
第三只狗看上去很不舒服，试着转移话题。“别这样，告诉我们吧。”其他两只狗劝道。最终，它还是说了。
"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."
“额，我爸爸是只牛头梗，我妈妈是只西施犬…”
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