有关经典英语笑话故事精选
英语笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。学习啦小编整理了有关经典英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!
有关经典英语笑话故事：At the Supermarket
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."
在超级市场
在超市我注意到一位上了年纪的男子好像总在跟着我。我每到一个售货通道，他就跟我到一个售货通道，微笑地看着我。我开始想他是不是喜欢上我了。在乳品柜，我正给鸡蛋包装结账时，有人在我肩上轻拍了一下。我转过身发现还是那个男子。“女士，”他终于开口说话了，“你用着我的采货车呢。”
有关经典英语笑话故事：For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。
‘先生，什么事?“服务生问。 ’
我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，
‘能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。’
‘啊呀，爸爸!’儿子激动地叫喊着。‘咱家养狗了吗? ’
有关经典英语笑话故事：Way of Inducing
At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.
"But your sign says, 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m.'," I reminded him.
"Oh," he replied, "that means me.
招客有方
在洗衣店，我看到招牌上写着：“上午10点进，下午5点出。”因此我就告诉店主我想在下午5点取衣。“下午5点还不能取，”他说。
“但是你的牌子上写着：‘上午10点进，下午5点出’，”我提醒他说。
“哦，”他回答说，“那指的是我。”
有关经典英语笑话故事：Sharing the Apples
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
"Cor!" said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
"Well," said Harry, "that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?"
分苹果
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。”跟妹妹分着吃。“妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
‘哼，’妹妹说，‘如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。’
‘对呀，’哈里说，‘你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?’
有关经典英语笑话故事：I Caught Every Step
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.
"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.
我一级也没漏
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
‘你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?’爸爸问。
‘不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉!’儿子痛苦地回答。
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