初二英语笑话带翻译阅读
初二英语笑话带翻译阅读
由古到今各种笑话、笑料的题材，比比皆是，可以汇编成专集。学习啦小编整理了初二英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
初二英语笑话带翻译：Divorce
A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”
The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."
丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们想要等到孩子们都死了。”
初二英语笑话带翻译：呆瓜牙医遇到恐高症患者
While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerkrecommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she waslocated on the 14th floor of a skyscraper, with two of the office walls made entirely of glass.
在旧金山度假时，我姐姐牙病犯了。这个酒店前台推荐了一个牙医。苏珊有恐高症，发现自己在两边都是玻璃墙14层大楼时，吓坏了。
Susan was sitting rigidly in the examination chair, clutching its sides, when the dentist came in. “Are you always this nervous?” he asked.
苏珊很和僵硬的坐在检查座位上，紧紧握住椅子的两旁，当医生进来时，看到这种情况就问，你一直这么紧张吗?
It’s just that I ‘m not used to being up this high,” Susan replied, eyes closed.
苏珊闭着眼睛回答：只是我不习惯待在这么高的地方
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. Then he lowered her chair six inches.
“不好意思啊，”他说。然后就把椅子调低了6英尺。
初二英语笑话带翻译：拿什么衡量你,我的"减肥量"
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn’t resistbragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, “That’s not bad for a man of my age.”
我称赞我的一个同事减肥10磅。可是，我禁不住夸耀说我17岁时，体重225磅，而目前体重是224磅。我还说：“这对我这样年龄的男子来说，是不错的。”
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, “You mean to say it took you all this time to lose onepound?”
一个女子听到了这些话，她说道：“你是说你花了这么长时间才减了1磅?”
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