英文小笑话大全带翻译
英文小笑话大全带翻译
冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。学习啦小编整理了英文小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
英文小笑话带翻译篇一
A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水，吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家听完音乐会后上汽车回家的时候，她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”
"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”
“噢，好极了，小姐。”萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”
英文小笑话带翻译篇二
A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."
有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。
"What did you do?"asks the priest.
神父 问 ：“你做了什么?”
"I committed a murder."
“我犯了谋杀罪”
The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”
A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."
有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。
The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"
神父问他： “你做了什么?”
"I robbed six banks."
“我抢了六家银行”
The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”
Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."
另一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。
" What did you do?" asks the priest,
神父问：“你做了什么?”
"I broke the holy cup."
“我把圣杯打破了”。
英文小笑话带翻译篇三
Angry Mummy Bear
生气的熊妈妈
Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .
熊宝宝走到楼下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。
He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!
他窥探着他的小碗。碗是空的。
"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .
他吱吱叫说：“谁吃了我的麦片粥?”
Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,
熊爸爸来到桌边坐在他的太椅子上。
He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!
他窥探着他的大碗.碗也是空的。
"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .
他太声吼叫说：“谁吃了我的麦片粥?”
Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .
熊妈妈把她的头从厨房的端菜口伸出来尖声叫着：
"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
“看在老天的份上，我们还得忍受这样子多少次呢?我还没做麦片粥啦!”
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