初一英语笑话带翻译
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初一英语笑话带翻译篇1
Teacher:" Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?"
Student: "I cannot point out but I know the answer."
Teacher: "Please tell us. "
Student: "The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow."
老师： “这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。”
老师：“请说说看。”
学生：“燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。”
初一英语笑话带翻译篇2
Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny? "
Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. "
Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. "
汤姆：“约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? ”
约翰尼：“他害病卧床了。他受了伤。”
汤姆：“真糟糕，怎么回事儿? ”
约翰尼：“我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。”
初一英语笑话带翻译篇3
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water.
The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request.
After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably , "It’s simply that my room is on fire. "
一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。
服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。
半小时之后，这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：“没什么，只不过是我的房间里起火了。”
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