愚人节笑话英语

愚人节笑话英语

　　下面是学习啦小编整理的愚人节笑话英语，欢迎大家阅读!

　　愚人节笑话英语：

　　1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

　　答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

　　2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

　　答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

　　4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

　　答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

　　5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)

　　答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

　　6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

　　答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

　　7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

　　答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

　　8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

　　答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

　　9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

　　10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

　　答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　愚人节笑话英语：

　　瑞士面条树

　　Spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panoramaannounced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of thedreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop.It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strandsof spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Manycalled the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. Tothis the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tinof tomato sauce and hope for the best."

　　1957年愚人节BBC新闻中说，瑞士的面条树大丰收，农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗，打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。BBC对此的回复是：把一根面条插在番茄酱里，然后就等着吧。

　　Sidd Finch

　　虚拟棒球天才

　　Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story abouta new rookie　pitcher who planned to play for the Mets.His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record.Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he hadmastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monasteryunder theguidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fanscelebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, andSports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In realitythis legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of thearticle, George Plimpton。

　　1985年愚人节，运动画刊杂志发布一条假消息，称一个名为Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph时速的球，比当时记录高出65mph;而且这位新人之前都没有玩过棒球!他在一个西藏的寺庙里学会了投球的艺术。大批棒球粉丝因此被骗。其实这个只是文章作者瞎编的。

　　Instant Color TV

　　即时彩色电视

　　Image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcastin black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared onthe news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could converttheir existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull anylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate theprocess. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts onlycommenced in Swedenon April 1, 1970.

　　1962年愚人节，当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道，而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在新闻中说，彩色电视已经研发成功，用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人信了。