英语小笑话大全
英语小笑话大全
笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。它是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语小笑话篇一
at a pre-med university in st. louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. one day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. a student rudely interrupted to ask why do we have to learn this stuff?
在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学，学生必须修一门很难的物理课。一天，教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念，一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话，问道：为什么我们一定要学这种东西?
to save lives. the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. a few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. so how does physics save lives? he persisted. it usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.
为了救人。教授很快回答，继续讲课。几分钟后，那个学生再次大声坚持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。
爆笑英语小笑话篇二
a rich sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. he got it from a poor short bania. sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.
富有的萨达尔需要血液来完成他的心脏手术，他从贫穷的巴尼亚那里得到了血液。萨达尔给了他5000000美元作为报酬。
once again the sardar needed blood for surgery. bania was more than happy to donated blood again. this time, sardar just gave him a chocolate. bania asked the reason.
当萨达尔再次需要手术的时候，巴尼亚更是愿意捐献血液。这个时候，萨达只是给了他一个巧克力。巴尼亚问原因。
sardar: now i also have bania blood in my body.
萨达尔：我身体现在也有巴尼亚的血液了。
爆笑英语小笑话篇三
professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?
教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗?
student: what's the name of this course?
学生：考试科目的名称是什么?
爆笑英语小笑话篇四
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably(平静地) , It’s simply that my room is on fire.
一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。
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