经典趣味英语笑话五则
经典趣味英语笑话五则
下面是学习啦小编整理的经典趣味英语笑话五则，希望大家喜欢!
经典英语笑话：我的牙齿好痛
The world's cheapest man finally went to thedentist to have his teeth fixed,
一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。
"Well, sir," said the dentist,
“先生，”牙医说道，
"I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to come out.”
“恐怕你拖得太久了，这些牙齿都要拔掉才行。
"How much will that cost?" inquired the skinflint.
“那得花多少钱?，’小气鬼问医生。
"A thousand dollars. "
“一千块美金。”
Here 's a hundred ,"said the tightwad ,"Just loosen them up a bit.""
“这里是一百块，”吝啬鬼说。“只要稍微把它们松动一点就好
经典英语笑话：听起来还算公平
A woman was reporting',event)">reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electriccompany.
“哦，另外我也和电力公司大吵了一架!”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的吗循来谁赢了?”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.
“没有人赢，算扯平吧。他们没拿到一毛钱，而我们也没有电可用。”
经典英语笑话：你能不能快一点
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。
"Hey, Nancy, look at this. It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.It's eleven years old."
“嘿，南茜，你过来看看这个，这张是以前皮鞋送修的收据，我忘了去拿回来，足足有十一年之久了!”
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
“那间鞋店不是还在那里吗?”妻子回答。
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual. "
“为什么不跑一趟，把收据交给他，就当作没事发生一样?"
And that is what the husband did.
先生去了那家鞋店。
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,
鞋匠静静地走到后头，东翻西翻了一会儿之后，
came back to the counter and said "They'II be ready next Tuesday. "
回到柜台说道：“下星期二才能修好!”
经典英语笑话：不要被逮到了
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
yesterday I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon ,
“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!”
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden "
“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
"Oh. And do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on "
“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
经典英语笑话：学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”