趣味幽默英语故事

　　幽默故事，能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑，得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面学习啦小编为大家带来四则趣味幽默的英语故事，欢迎大家阅读!

　　幽默趣味英语故事：我妈妈也把我放在手推车里面

　　While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office ,a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheel chair into the room.As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there,alone and silent. Just's I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boyrslipped Off his mother's lap and walked over the the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller too.”

　　我在医生诊所的接待室等候的时候，一个女人推着坐在轮椅里的老人进来。在她去接待员那里时，老人孤零零地坐在那里，一声不响。我正想上去和他聊聊天，一个小男孩从他妈妈膝盖上滑下来，朝轮椅走去。他把手放在老人的手里，说：”敖了解你的感觉。我妈妈也把我放在手推车里面。”

　　幽默趣味英语故事：誓约

　　Grandpa was celebrating his lOOth birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked.”I‘ll tell you the secret,"he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a fight, the one who proved wrong would go out and take a walk.I have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy-five years."

　　爷爷过一百岁生日，大家都祝贺他，说他看上去很健康。"我来告诉你们这里面的秘密，"他说.”我和妻子结婚七十五年了。在新婚之夜我们订了一个誓约，那就是无论我们什么时候发生争吵，谁被证明错了，谁就到外面去散一圈步，我已经在外面一待了七十五年了。“

　　幽默趣味英语故事：家庭的争吵

　　The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.

　　一对年轻的新婚夫妇吵架了。最后妻子终于忍不住哭了起来。

　　“I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. l'm packing up my things and going off to mother."“Fine,my dear,said the husband.

　　“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾东西，离开这里回娘家去。”

　　”Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money.“What about the money for the return ticket?”

　　“好，亲爱的，”丈夫说，“我给你路费。¨她数了数钱。”还有回来的路费呢。”

　　幽默趣味英语故事：逻辑推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。

　　"Here is the situation," she said.ua man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion.knows that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"

　　她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了喊声，知道他并不会游泳，于是就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?”一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”