经典趣味幽默故事五则

经典趣味幽默故事五则

　　在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面学习啦小编为大家带来经典趣味幽默故事五则，希望大家喜欢!

　　经典趣味幽默故事：作文

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”

　　老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道:“下雨，比赛终止。”

　　经典趣味幽默故事：吉姆的历史考试

　　Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?

　　姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母亲:唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。

　　经典趣味幽默故事：去天堂

　　Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?

　　星期日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来……你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢，你不想去天堂吗?

　　Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.

　　哈里:我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。

　　经典趣味幽默故事：学法语

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　儿子:爸爸，法语难学吗?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.

　　父亲:我的孩子，开头是难，可往后就变得容易了。

　　Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.

　　儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。

　　经典趣味幽默故事：好消息和坏消息

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”

　　医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说:“我给你带来了好消息，也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息是我们截错了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息，我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。”