小学生英语的笑话大全欣赏
外国人的笑话虽然不会让你捧腹大笑，但是也会微微一笑哦，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间的可以笑一笑哦
英语笑话一
always thirsty 总感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
英语笑话二
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
英语笑话三
if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一个经理 一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。 所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。 “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。NOTE assign vt.分配, 指派 (与to连用)分配 The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.
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