有关圣诞节英语笑话

有关圣诞节英语笑话

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是学习啦小编为大家带来有关圣诞节英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　有关圣诞节英语笑话：勒索圣诞树

　　A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

　　一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树

　　Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

　　小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答“我可不想为一棵树付钱。”

　　But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.

　　但是小男孩不放弃的一直祈求，终于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接冲出了门。

　　Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

　　30分钟后，他爸爸带着一棵超大的圣诞树回到了加。他儿子问：“你怎么会砍得那么快?”

　　"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.

　　他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”

　　"I got it at a tree lot."

　　“我是从一个圣诞树销售中心拿的”

　　"Then why did you bring an axe?"

　　“那你为什么还要带把斧子去呢?”

　　"Because I didn't want to pay."

　　“因为我不想付钱”

　　有关圣诞节英语笑话：平安夜礼拜

　　Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed.

　　The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary.

　　Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?"

　　A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

　　就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。

　　教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。

　　然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”

　　传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了!”

　　有关圣诞节英语笑话：圣诞老人知识有限

　　As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one.

　　"No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.

　　"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.

　　"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."

　　He shot me a look.

　　"So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

　　平安夜那天，在我们分发饼干时，我一不小心掉了一块到地上。

　　“没关系。”我一边说，一边捡起来，并在放回盘子前掸掉了上面的灰。

　　“你不能那么做。”我四岁大的孩子争论道。

　　“别担心，圣诞老人不会知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。

　　“这就是说他知道我有没有做坏事，而他不知道饼干掉在地上过?”