幽默简短的英语笑话

　　学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个有趣的过程。小编在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。

　　英语幽默小笑话：插在何处

　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectantly.

　　一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁.一天，她拿着一个插头，对儿子说:“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲满怀期待地等着儿子的回答。

　　"Plug in nose." is the answer.

　　“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

　　英语幽默小笑话：孩子的祈祷

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."

　　两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。睡觉的时候，两个小男孩跪在床边开始祈祷，这时小一些的孩子扯开嗓子大声喊道：“我祈求得到一辆自行车。我祈求有一个新玩具。”

　　His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

　　他的哥哥靠过来，用肘轻碰他说：“你为什么这么大声喊叫呢?上帝又不是聋子。”

　　To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

　　弟弟回答说：“是的，但是奶奶听不到呀!”

　　英语幽默小笑话：好孩子

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.

　　“昨天我给你的钱，你干什么了?”妈妈问。

　　"1 gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太太，”他回答说。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱，可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她就是那个卖糖果的老太太呀。”