轻松一刻英语笑话阅读

轻松一刻英语笑话阅读

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来轻松一刻英语笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

　　轻松一刻英语笑话：把胡子再替我装上

　　A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.

　　"Two pence," said the man.

　　"No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

　　The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

　　"A penny." said the barber.

　　"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."

　　一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面.理发师向他买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修完面后,问了一下扫帚的价钱.

　　卖扫帚的人说:"两便士"

　　"不,不"理发师说,"我只出一便士.如果你认为不够的话,可以把扫帚拿回去."

　　卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱.

　　卖扫帚的人说:"我只能给你半个便士,如果你认为不够的话,你可以把胡子再替我装上."

　　轻松一刻英语笑话：情人节卡片

　　A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.

　　His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

　　"But why?" asks the man.

　　"I'm a divorce lawyer."

　　轻松一刻英语笑话：脑移植手术

　　The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For 00 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for ,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.

　　一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗?他问。 医生说，不是好一些，只是没有用过。