比较好笑的英文笑话大全
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比较好笑的英文笑话篇一
All In the family
都在这一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十岁大的 莎莉从学校把她的成绩报告卡带回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成绩不错，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，还有几个B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韵老师在卡片下方写道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是个聪明的小女孩，但是她有一个毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在学校太爱讲话。我有一个想法我要来试试看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我认为.这个想法可能会让她改掉这个坏习惯。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸签了她的学习报告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注记：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法对莎莉很有效，请你让我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因为我想要把它试用在她妈妈身上。
比较好笑的英文笑话篇二
Cooking Class
烹饪课
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹饪课的时候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她：准备完美酱料的秘诀。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她说：“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
当我在搅拌酱料时，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我问：“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因为，如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子，我会发疯喔”。
比较好笑的英文笑话篇三
Laboratory Tests
实验室检查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一个小孩子哭得非常犬声。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子说：“你为什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子说：“我来这里验血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子说：“那又怎样?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子说：“不怕呀，又不是那样啦。因为验血的话，他们要割我的手指头啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一听到这么说，第二位小孩子就开始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常惊讶。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子说：“你现在为什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子说：“我来这里微尿液检验的啦.!”
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