关于英语的小笑话大全
笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了关于英语的小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
关于英语的小笑话篇1
My Sister's Fingers
我妹妹的手指头
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
关于英语的小笑话篇2
"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.
“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说
“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”
关于英语的小笑话篇3
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
关于英语的小笑话篇4
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
关于英语的小笑话篇5
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。
Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“你回家去取伞吧。”
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
"We won't," the other two promised.
“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”
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