英语笑话：难兄难弟

　　A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.

　　His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.

　　Terrible，said a visitor.

　　Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

　　That's the other man，said the attendant.

　　一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。

　　他的病很惨，陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。

　　真可怕，一个游客说。

　　不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。

　　这就是那另一个男人，陪同人说。