关于英语小笑话故事大全带翻译
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关于英语小笑话故事带翻译：极端的自杀性爆炸者
BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."
英国广播公司世界新闻:“一名巴勒斯坦自杀性爆炸者在以色列北部小镇阿夫拉又一次引发爆炸，造成至少四人死亡多人受伤。以色列军队决定对此做出反应……”
Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?
当我给我的儿子雷克做他的代数题的时候，雷克无聊的问我:“他们能抓住做所有这些事的那个人吗?”
Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "
我说:“这个嘛，也许不是同一个人。我觉得他们也许把名字搞混了。你知道吗?他们有许多人的名字听上去都差不多，都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”
Rick: "Oh.”
雷克:“噢。”
关于英语小笑话故事带翻译：饭前的谢恩祈祷
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一个____徒被扔到狮子笼里，万分惊恐之下他跪在地上开始祈祷。与此同时，狮子也跪在地上开始祈祷。这个基督____了非常高兴，说道“感谢上帝!原来这还有个教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
狮子听了马上回答说“我不认识你，刚才我是在做饭前的谢恩祈祷。”
关于英语小笑话故事带翻译：换个工作
The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”
医生看了一下病人的舌头，摸了摸脉，敲了敲胸部，然后说:“老问题，朋友。活动太少，别不承认。你需要大量的户外锻炼，散步，散步，散步。
“But, doctor. . .”
“可是，医生……”
“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”
“别和我争论，我是医生。听我的劝告，走十倍于你现在走的路。这是治愈你的病的惟一方法。”
“But my business…”
“但我的工作……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“问题就在这里，你的工作!噢，换个工作，这样你就有机会多走动了。你是干什么的?”
“I'm a letter-tamer.”
“我是一个邮递员。”
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