学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here?"
"That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
Keys to Success 成功的关键
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.
Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'
"What is cleverness? asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
Who is that woman?那女人是谁?
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"
When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"
"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.
Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.
I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "
Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"