学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door.
Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.
"Yep, that's him," came the reply.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused.
"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"
“因为，” 店主解释说，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。”
A guy gets set up on a blind dateand he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurantto make a good impression.
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette,with no regard to the price.
The guy is getting very upset,as he never thought she would order so much.
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,"What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River"
This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...
I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it to waving at you.”
That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.